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THE SIMPSONS

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ASSEMBLY: FREEDOM
MANDATORY ATTENDANCE

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You are here to receive a gift.

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Today's assembly is dedicated
to a special kind of history.

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The living history.

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End this madness!

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We have two guests
who have come from Springfield!

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We come from Springfield!

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Illinois! 1858.

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Please welcome
to debate the big issues of today

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to Stephen Douglas and Abraham Lincoln!

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I show up today
before you with the purpose

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to talk about the issues
of political leadership

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that currently alter
to public opinion.

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Take cover, you bastard!

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Well, it seems that the good owners

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from the Springfield school reject
Mr. Douglas's tax idea.

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Find a room!

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I have shared a bed with men
many times.

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It was a common practice.

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A common practice!

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Please, good people!

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These are times of great passions.

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Why do you hit yourself?

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Why do you hit yourself?

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Good countrymen,
a house divided against itself...

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Do you know?
I also play Frankenstein.

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Douglas is escaping!

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AB-BOMINATION
BORING THEATER ATTACKS LINCOLN

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THE SCHOOL COOK
ASK FOR CALM

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TO top it all off,
THEY KEEP THE DEPOSIT

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ROAD INSPECTOR
TO YELL AT SKINNER

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Skinner!

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I have seven other directors,

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and I have never shouted their names,
not even once.

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Do you know what those kids are missing?

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Certainly not a solicitous inspector.

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Well...

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Respect.
That's what these guys are missing.

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Then we will have a contest

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so they can tell us who they respect...

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Who are your heroes?

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A contest?

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But sir we have no money
to pay the prizes.

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We had to rent our multipurpose room
to a Japanese American social club.

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Tanpatsu!

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The answer is simple, Seymour:
Get a company to sponsor you.

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But don't worry,
You won't have to get involved in that.

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From now on,
our cafeteria will only serve

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delicious heroes, sandwiches
and Stuffwich sandwiches.

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WHO IS YOUR HERO? - SPONSORED
BY STUFFWICH SUB SANDWICHES

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And what about the poor kids?

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I'm sorry, Nelson.
Poor kids like you will go hungry.

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Let's welcome the star
from Stuffwich ads...

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who has lost 180 kilos
eating only Stuffwich subs...

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Ezra!

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Tell us who is your hero

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and you could win a Stuffwich scholarship
for the university.

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Then you can be a hero like me.

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Why are you a hero?

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I don't eat as much as before!

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TODAY, SPEECH COMPETITION
TOMORROW, WITH FUNNY HEADLINES

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TELL US WHO YOUR HERO IS
NOT ANTIHEROES

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So, the chained guy
cuts his foot

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to save your family from Jigsaw!

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My hero is my mother's boyfriend,

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because he took me to see a movie
when I was three years old.

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I called him Uncle Rob because...

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...robbed us!

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MARIE CURIE
THE GREAT LADY OF SCIENCE

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Madame Curie,
I think this is going to be a piece of cake.

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MY HERO: PIXY STIX
BY RALF

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My hero...

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...or should I say my heroine...

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dazzled at the beginning of the 20th century

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with his scientific discoveries...

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Okay, calm down.

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Maybe he's talking about Margaret Mead.

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...in the field of radioactivity.

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I present to you...

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to Madame Marie Sklodowska Curie!

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No!

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No!

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Martin brought me up on the subject.

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What do I do now?

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Make a speech about dad.

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Everyone does that.

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Everyone does that with good parents.

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But with our father,
It's like climbing Everest.

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Or plant your flag on top of the world

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or you stay frozen
in agony forever.

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In both cases, quite a spectacle.

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FOLLOW MARTIN ON TWITTER
@THEMARTINPRINCE

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Guys, please! Martin is gone.

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I had an appointment with the orthodontist.

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Okay, my hero is dad.

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Why is he my hero?

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we can be heroes

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Just for one day

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we can be heroes

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Marge, it's happened again.

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Lisa? Lisa Simpson?

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You have ten seconds
to go up to the stand.

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I can eat these!

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Our last contestant is Lisa Simpson

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who we have seen leave in tears.

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Almost tears.

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But not anymore?

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No.

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My hero is not famous...

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Loser.

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- ...he's not rich...
- Pathetic.

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...and it doesn't appear in the history books.

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It makes me sick.

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It's my father.

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That?

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Accepted two jobs
to buy me a pony,

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He encouraged me to play the sax
that you like so much...

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...and everyone knows how to put a band-aid,

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but my father knows how to remove it
without it hurting you.

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- Well.
- Oh.

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The trick is to wait several weeks.

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And when my father was a soccer referee,

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He had the courage to give me the red card,

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to his only daughter of speaking age
because I knew he had dumped me.

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In the history of football,

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he is the only father
who took sides against his daughter,

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and he did well.

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ADMIRE ME

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It made me a better person
Because heroes do that.

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Heroes do that.

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How glad I am
that they forced me to come.

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People... we have a tie!

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Yes, that means no one wins.

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The money goes back into the school fund.

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But we will go up
the two speeches to the Internet.

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On a payment page.

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Now please
fold your chairs and stack them.

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Because I'm a school hero

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Lisa never lies

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I'm a school hero

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And heroes never die

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A guitar!

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Pointing at the ground!

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Yes, a guitar!

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Where has the lawnmower gone?

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Come on, look who's back.

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Hello, dad.

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Lisa, your speech
It was one of the most beautiful things

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that someone has done for me.

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When did that idea occur to you?
It will have taken you several days to prepare it.

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Dad, you don't want to know the details.

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Nobody likes to know
What sausages are made of.

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Is anyone making sausages? Where?

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Homie, there's someone here who wants to see you.

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Go!

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I haven't forgotten about the sausages.

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Mr. Simpson,
I am the executive vice president

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of the World Football Federation.

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What you,
Americans call it "soccer."

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You've probably heard of
of the World Cup,

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the unparalleled spectacle
that shakes the world every four years!

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Oh yes! That's why the guys
from the laundry

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They raise so much chicken every four years.

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I'm afraid there has been an epidemic
of referees bought in the matches.

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L'ESPN MAGAZINE
SCANDAL IN FOOTBALL

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From the main leagues
Even the patios, everything has been corrupted.

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We need a symbol of integrity
like you.

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Of course I am,
but how do you know?

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His daughter's speech has gone viral.

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No, it has spread like fire.

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Far better.

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Mr. Simpson, please help us.

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Corruption is everywhere.

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In fact, I see that they are going to arrest me
for corruption.

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You'll have to pick it up from here, Peter.

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Yes, I will take care of your wife.

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Wait, what does that mean?

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Mr. Simpson,
I am the new executive vice president

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of FIFA.

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We need foreigners like you
come to the world cup

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as guests and referee
our matches properly.

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Well no one has questioned
my professionalism.

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Except in my profession.

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What do you think, honey?

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Dad, they are offering us
travel with all expenses paid

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to the most important sporting events
of the planet!

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The 2008 Super Bowl?

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Hopefully.

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Eli Manning has moved on to David Tyree.

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But regarding the World Cup,
I need your answer now.

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Well yes, why not?

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"We congratulate you for purchasing the ball
of FootMaster brand football".

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Thanks, book!

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You got us a free trip.

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You relax
and cash the check as usual.

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I think the little girl from 21-D
I wouldn't agree with you.

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- But what...?
- I've changed places, dad.

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My television wasn't working!

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Now I can watch my HBO Premium!

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HBO PREMIUM
WELL EQUIPPED - BORING - INSPIRING

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But well,
you use permitted electronic devices.

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To avoid
possible misunderstanding in Brazil

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like last time,
I'm learning the language.

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TOWER OF BABEL
BRAZILIAN PORTUGUESE

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HELLO

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Hello!

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I LOVE BRAZIL

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WHAT A LOVELY COUNTRY

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Can you turn that off please?

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It's driving the crew into hysterics.

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I just wanted to learn...

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Everyone thinks they can learn
our language on the plane.

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Do you know how insulting that is?

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Very good, now,
because of that attitude, turbulence.

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WORLD CUP
BRAZIL

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Live from Sao Paolo,
we present the World Cup

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in his inaugural match
with the group F round!

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Today the host country is playing this match,

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Brazil, the soccer superpower...

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...and the Luxembourg team,
whom the entire nation accompanies.

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WELCOME TO LUXEMBOURG.

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BANK

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I have to hurry.

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I still have 2585 km left to steal!

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Ha ha!

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The powerful Brazilian team
has the greatest teacher

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of false injuries that football
has ever known! The Divo!

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Well, let's play human soccer!

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And with Brazil maintaining a
irrecoverable goal advantage,

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28 minutes from the end of the game,
Let's talk about the referees.

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Here it says: "Homer Simpson
He has been booked for his honesty

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and total impartiality".

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How could he get that ass
in those pants?

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It is rumored that they have used
to a team of shooters.

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Brazil has won!

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And it was a fair game.

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With the election of Homer Simpson

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the World Cup has achieved its goal!

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Andres Cantor,

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you know it is an incorrect use.

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I'm not in control!

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This work has paid off!

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Wait.

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Wait.

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Here, honey.

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How can you eat yourself
the meat without the vegetables?

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Well, my stomach wants what it wants.

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I need fresh air.

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Ah, Brazil.

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I couldn't continue being afraid
of you all your life.

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The only thing that prevents me
stay and live here

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is this fish that swims up
on your urine stream.

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That is non-negotiable.

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Homer Simpson!

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I would like to congratulate you
for his great refereeing today.

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Thank you. I find it hard to believe that the cards
yellow and red do not mean

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mustard and ketchup.

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Your disbelief will eventually fade.

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But now, I would like to know

261
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:22,408
if it is as incorruptible as they say.

262
00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:28,038
Oops, I left my phone here.

263
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,248
MOM

264
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:30,249
Well?

265
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,626
You don't know the new me

266
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,587
of the last few days!

267
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,089
We will earn it.

268
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,507
We have our ways.

269
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:42,261
Well what other ways
besides weapons and money?

270
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:43,888
We have two ways.

271
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,139
Two very good ways.

272
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:49,560
Red card!

273
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:52,104
Let me return it to you.

274
00:12:58,861 --> 00:12:59,987
Get out of here!

275
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:04,950
MANAUS

276
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,262
And with Homer as referee,

277
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,973
there seems to be little movement
in the bribery chamber.

278
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,333
Krusty should get those letters.

279
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:59,505
While you went out, the bettors sent
gold dipped donuts,

280
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:02,758
a chocolate bowling ball
and a fresh pork sandwich.

281
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,343
Oh. How fresh?

282
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:06,345
Oh!

283
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:07,471
Where is your mother?

284
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,848
He went out to practice Portuguese.

285
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:14,436
Oh, "select account."

286
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,606
Could I use the English option?

287
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:21,694
I haven't paid $7.99 for an app
to use the English option.

288
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:25,197
Americans are wasting
$7.99 everywhere.

289
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,074
You are quite rude.

290
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,285
Stupid woman.

291
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,537
Give the donuts to the hotel staff.

292
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:34,373
Release the pig and the bowling ball
in their habitat.

293
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:37,751
Dad, is it difficult for you
refuse those bribes?

294
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,838
Yes, but knowing that Lisa
He chose me as his hero,

295
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,257
without considering any other hero,

296
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,758
It makes me strong.

297
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:46,844
Why are you so quiet?

298
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,929
I was analyzing
the type of person I am

299
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,140
and if I should destroy
your happiness forever.

300
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:52,600
Why not?

301
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,352
I hear you,
and it better be devastating.

302
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,937
You weren't Lisa's hero.

303
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,814
He chose you at the last minute

304
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,400
because someone had chosen
to his true hero.

305
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:02,776
My God.

306
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,945
That's... devastating.

307
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,490
And now I'm a broken man
in the most perverse city

308
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,993
since San Francisco
It was filled with geeks.

309
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:13,454
Where are you going?

310
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:17,082
To drink until you drown
all the pain of my soul.

311
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:20,794
But first I will eat the tray
from another's room service

312
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,922
that they left in the hallway.

313
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:27,134
There goes a broken man.

314
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,556
But what the hell is he doing?

315
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,058
No problem. I am from the United States.

316
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:35,351
Oh. Okay.

317
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,153
So, the rumors are true.

318
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:47,613
We knew that he would end up finding out

319
00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:50,950
that his daughter's first speech
It was about Marie Curie.

320
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:54,620
And now we have to fix it with you
the most important game of all,

321
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,413
the final of the World Cup.

322
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,374
Okay.

323
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:01,377
Marge always complains
that I'm not crafty at all.

324
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,087
- Give me another one.
- OK.

325
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,672
But we have run out of cane sugar.

326
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,674
I bring mine.

327
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:11,845
Very good, Homer.

328
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:16,684
To begin your descent into hell
let's enjoy this pirated copy

329
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:22,147
from "Man of Steel", but be careful,
Superman has never been so boring.

330
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,110
We are in the final of the World Cup!

331
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:27,444
SPRINGFIELD DRY CLEANING

332
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:28,737
GERMANY AGAINST BRAZIL

333
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,198
Will it be a German blitzkrieg?
or a Brazilian wax?

334
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:32,324
Nazis!

335
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,617
Nazi cover-ups!

336
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,036
Guys, you are both right.

337
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,331
Very good,
so that there is no misunderstanding,

338
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,750
you make sure that Brazil wins,

339
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,671
and we give you a million dollars.

340
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:48,090
If I bet, I would win double.

341
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,133
But against whom?

342
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,885
You know Brazil is going to win.

343
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:55,389
Oh, thanks for telling me!
I was thinking of recording it.

344
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,684
Remember, I'll be watching.

345
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,395
A Brazilian flag flies
so I can see you in the crowd.

346
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:03,605
Don't do it, dad. Don't cheat.

347
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,316
It's funny that it's you
the one who tells me about deceptions.

348
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,944
I'm sorry you weren't my first choice.

349
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:09,987
In fact...

350
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,574
I hesitated whether to use you as a hero.

351
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:16,910
Well, if we're going to be brutally honest,
that drawing you made for me

352
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,788
when you were three years old
He didn't look like me at all.

353
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,749
But you put it in the fridge!

354
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,542
I put it there to freeze the grief!

355
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,252
Okay, you're hurt.

356
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:26,712
I understand.

357
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:30,549
But when I chose you as my hero,
You behaved like one and even better.

358
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:34,428
You became the hero
What I thought you could be, Dad.

359
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:35,637
Oh.

360
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,306
Come here.

361
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,808
All is well in the world.

362
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:43,395
Except you're about
of betraying some gangsters.

363
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,980
It's okay, brain.

364
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,273
If I die,

365
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:48,776
It will be doing what I like the most:

366
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:51,028
try not to get killed.

367
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:54,323
This match is closer
than two dogs on a summer dawn.

368
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,866
The scoreboard has not moved.

369
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:59,286
Even the smallest stone
could trigger a landslide.

370
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,998
And the Divo falls inside the area!!

371
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,959
Will Homer call a penalty?
in favor of Brazil?

372
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,756
Do it. Do it! Call a penalty!

373
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,634
It wasn't a penalty! It's gone, dad!

374
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:15,969
It wasn't a penalty!

375
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,309
I repeat, it was not a penalty!

376
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,648
It was not a penalty.

377
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:31,735
The game, plus two hours of the funeral,
is about to end.

378
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,946
And with a victory for Germany
from two to zero,

379
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:39,535
with a never-before-seen display of righteousness
and stubbornness on the part of Homer Simpson.

380
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:42,079
I have never seen Brazilians
so depressed

381
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,129
You have betrayed our deal.

382
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,548
And we have lost a fortune!

383
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,968
Well at least I'll die
American style,

384
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,595
in a foreign country
and with shorts.

385
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,097
Wait!

386
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,431
I want to say something!

387
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:02,891
You only have one minute.

388
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:03,934
Wait!

389
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:05,435
Let's hope it reaches 12.

390
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,271
Now.

391
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,649
Leave my husband alone!

392
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,153
I love my husband,

393
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:17,781
but he should never have been a referee.

394
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,158
How can you do it?

395
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,660
I don't know, but she's my new heroine.

396
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:24,788
Yeah, I was a little surprised.
that you didn't choose me before.

397
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:29,835
What matters most to my husband
is to be a hero to his daughter.

398
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:31,670
Please forgive him.

399
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:34,423
Its fluidity is impressive.

400
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:37,551
Can you help my son
to learn Hebrew for his bar mitzvah.

401
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,511
But I'm still going to kill your husband.

402
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,305
First, mazel tov.

403
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:42,764
Second, don't do it!

404
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,350
Please! I am a mother.

405
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,519
I'm sure you have a mother too.

406
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,313
Of course I have a mother.

407
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,939
And it's right here.

408
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,608
I'm sorry, son.

409
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:56,612
We have an unpayable debt
with the Simpsons.

410
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,281
The only thing he did
It was changing your seat on a plane.

411
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,575
On a 15 hour flight!

412
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:03,702
You can go!

413
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,704
CEMETERY

414
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,748
It wasn't a penalty.

415
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:09,291
Okay.

416
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:22,179
Wow, the Amazon is just as I imagined it

417
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,514
after seeing
all those photos on the Internet.

418
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:28,101
I had never seen anything so beautiful.

419
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,854
KRUSTY BURGERS

420
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:34,399
The best thing I can have
local supply of monkey meat.

421
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:38,570
Okay, Teeny.

422
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,572
You take care of the second part.

423
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,620
Pretend to be dead until the clown
enter the cage. Then bite him.

424
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,923
Subtitles: Laura Puy Rodríguez